“I’d find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I’d return it.” – Yogi Bera When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.
Gaby: How do you like my hair?
OK….I’m thinking. This could be a trap. No matter how innocent…at the very least, a loaded question.
And what about the hair? It looks the same to me. Did she get it cut? Colored? Please God, help me out here.
Bob: Looks fine to me. Did you do something to it?
Gaby: I cut it.
Bob: Oh. Well….looks good.
Gaby: Did you like it yesterday?
Gaby: Why didn’t you say something?
Bob: About what?
Gaby: About my hair. Before I cut it.
Bob: Well….I….don’t know. I mean……well uh……but….do I……………….after all…….
Gaby: Have you seen the newspaper?
Bob: It was on the couch the last time I saw it.
Gaby: What did you do with it?
Bob: I didn’t do anything with it. You must have done something with it.
Gaby: I saw you with it. I’m worried about you. Your memory is going. You are forgetting too many things lately.
Bob: Whatever. If we’re going to Walmart we need to go now. Let’s go.
So we walked to our van and this sight smacked us between the eyes.
Bob: Gaby…will you look at that. Whoever filled up the tank last FORGOT to put the cap back on. Oh, wait. That was you. Shazam. There is a God. You are so busted girl.
Gaby: I don’t know how that happened.
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance” – Unknown