“Laughter is good for the soul and all your interior works.” – News of the World by Paulette Jiles
Easy open. Just peel and lift.
Remove black plastic top.
Lift the tab and gently pull.
Gently pull my @#$.
It took an act of Congress and a hernia to get this baby open.
It didn’t end there.
Honey. What could be more innocuous? Yet………..
Remove yellow cap. OK.
Now, just lift and peel. I lost my religion over this.
Adding insult to injury. My wife, witnessing my distress, took charge and easily removed the tab.
Ok God. I give up. Tell me what I did wrong and my penance.
“Human nature had not evolved along with its machines” – To the Last Man by Jeff Shaara