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A Guy and His Rolls Royce.

“Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, but no one can agree on what it is.” – Diane Ackerman Another day at my part time gig. Managing a local car wash. As I pull up to the Crystal Clean … Continue reading

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Never Ever

“We are cursed with the tendency to overthink things which can result in negative thoughts that we not only replay in our minds, but also share with other people – to their chagrin.” A recent 12 hour span was a … Continue reading

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 “I’m so old I put tenderizer on my pudding.” I have gone 78 revolutions around the Sun. 78!! Only to come Face to face with an enemy. A tried and true nemesis. GRAVITY. Senior citizens fall in slow motion. Ever … Continue reading

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The Scooter Experience

“The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.” – Keanu Reeves So there they stood. Beckoning. Teasing. Taunting.   What about it big boy? Want to live a little? Are you man enough to ride one … Continue reading

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What Does The Dishwasher Do?

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” – Will Rogers I happened to be in the kitchen one day as the ladies of the house were loading the dishwasher. They were washing each utensil, glass, and … Continue reading

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The Recliner

“It is better to give than lend, and it costs about the same.” – Phillip Gibbs “We’re just waiting for you to get out of that chair.” Those words were spoken to me last evening and caused me to laugh … Continue reading

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Sherpa Guide

“It’s hard to be a person who never gives up.” – Babe Ruth 6 P.M. St Francis. Picked up a guy for a ride to the main entrance. He was there to visit his 84-year-old mother. She had fallen while … Continue reading

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Jillian The Britt

“So many people are concerned with being the perfect something. I don’t want to be the perfect anything.” – Halsey 5 PM. Late shift at St Francis. Main entrance. Rain. Fog. 47 degrees. Raw. An elderly lady climbs in the … Continue reading

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People and Their Toys

“Be nice to jerks because we still don’t know the criteria for getting into heaven” – Maya Rudolph I got a call from the main entrance to take a lady to her car. Arrived at the entrance and an elderly … Continue reading

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Hospital Food and Strange People

“Everybody’s a teacher if you listen.” – Doris Roberts The following is true. It really happened. Often, while driving the shuttle, I’ll park by the main entrance for a few minutes to offer anyone leaving a ride to their parked vehicle … Continue reading

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